releasing a blood curlding scream when u get passed in mario kart
in bathtubs full of
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING.
After I listened to this I was like ‘what’s that sound’ and IT WAS ME WHEEZING BC I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
I’m so sorry.
I KNEW IT WAS COMING BUT I STILL WASN’T PREPARED
AND JOHN EGBERT IS 18 YEARS OLD TODAY. GUESS WHAT THAT MEANS. he can legally buy tobacco for his dad’s pipe now.
also i can fuck him
nothing has ever stopped you before.
dirty rotten post stealing homosexuals
It seems Frodo has the same opinion as I do about the Desolation of Smaug movie
"It’s a story about some kids who are friends over the internet. They decide to play a game together. There are major consequences. Saying anything more about the plot here would probably be getting in too deep. It gets fairly complicated. One of the goals was to begin with extremely simple, mundane circumstances, and allow reader participation combined with some preplanned elements to grow the story quickly and spontaneously, into something much bigger, more dynamic, and more intricate as a natural result of this approach." (x)
I wonder if these dorks have classmates who just think of them as “those two guys” yanno?